- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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