Guess what? You guessed it.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

read this sentence again.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

America

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

12/23/2012

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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