Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

your mama so old, shes dead.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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