- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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