There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Alchohol.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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