why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Poker? I barely even know her.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A guy walks into a bar

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Want to hear a joke? No.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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