- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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