- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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