Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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