- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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