BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Niall Horan

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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