my penis

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's blue? The sky.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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