What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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