Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

black chicken. kfc

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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