- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Sir, your wife is dead

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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