why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Hi.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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