How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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a. why? b. because

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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