- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A miserable man committed suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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