What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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sky silverstein

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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