Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

eoin burgin is fat

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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