- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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