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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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