- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

breasts

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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