- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No your aunties a joke

think twice or at least think

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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