- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

360 NO SCOPE

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Obama = ebola

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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