A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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