- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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