- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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