what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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