- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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