- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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