- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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