That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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