a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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