Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Who wants water? I do.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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