No it doesnt..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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eh

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Anti Joke

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