- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What fires shots? A gun

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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