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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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