- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

your no better than a cockroach

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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