What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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