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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

An Asian person drove home safely.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

justin beiber sucks

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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