- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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