What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

are you saying pam, or pan?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

thumb_up thumb_down -23

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops