- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

you give like i give lomain

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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