- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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