- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What stops a train? A missile

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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