- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

an american walks out of a strip club.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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