Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Albino African Americans

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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