What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What is green and slow Grass.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

batman farted so hes retarded

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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