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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Japan

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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