a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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