Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Good job, son.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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