- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

God is real.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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