- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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