- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Faithful men.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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