why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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eat a hot dog

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Anti Joke

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