- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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