- Anti Joke

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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