- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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