- Anti Joke

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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The Anti Joke Book

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Charlie Sheen

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead