What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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