- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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