- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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