- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

batman farted so hes retarded

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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