- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Andoni was here

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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