Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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