- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Equal rights!

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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