- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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