- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Micheal Curran...that is all.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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