Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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69.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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