- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

all these jokes are horrible now

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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