- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why was the man sad? His wife left

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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