- Anti Joke

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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