- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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