What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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bite me

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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