theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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no

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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