A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Joesph Triphook.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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