- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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