there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Anti Joke

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