- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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