there once was a black man who played basketball

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Racial equality.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what's funny about war? nothing!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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