- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A miserable man committed suicide.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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