- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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