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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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