- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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