a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Take wrong turns

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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