What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

black people swimming

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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