- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Potassium? K.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

NEVER

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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