- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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