Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Do the roar!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...