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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Anti Joke

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