- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

call me maybe.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

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