- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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