What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

9/11

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...