Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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