- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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