- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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