Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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