What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Guess What??? Ur Murr

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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