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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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