one morning i turned on my tv

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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