- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

My Nan, that is all.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

joe galasso from plainview ny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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