How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

who is really lanky? james cornish

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

In soviet Russia...things are different

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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