what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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