- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Grace Ackerson

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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