- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Neither did she.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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