Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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One, two, three, four and five

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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im @ work, LOL.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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