- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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