What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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no rasist joks

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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lets bomb africa

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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DEATH.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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hi jonny

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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i committed murder

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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