What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Turkey Balls

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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