- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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