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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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