A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your Mom The End.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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