Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

what is 3+3= 8

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What is worse than torture? Not much.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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