How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Your Mom The End.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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