Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's up? Your time.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A whole 'nother.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

thumb_up thumb_down -33

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

thumb_up thumb_down -33

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down -33

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops