An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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