Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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sadf

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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