- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How old are you? 7

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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