- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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