- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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