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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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