- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Hats better than a stick? A stone

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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