- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What hurts like hell? HELL

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

i like turtles

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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