What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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