Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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