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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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