how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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