- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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