- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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