- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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