Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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