- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

This isn't funny.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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