- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

It's all Taggart

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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