Micheal Curran...that is all.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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I'm hungry.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Indians

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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A man was shot. He died.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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