- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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