Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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