- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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