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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Once, I went to Peru.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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