- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Detroit has a low crime rate

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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