- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

where's mom I killed her

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

WOw you have no life

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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