- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

i hate non minorities!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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