hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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