Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

A dog is always in the pushup position.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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