What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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