A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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