- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A man died.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

I love alchohol!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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