- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did john say to bob Hey bob

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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