Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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A lot eh?

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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