- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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