- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Here come the elephants over the hill!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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