Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

penisvaginaorgasm

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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