- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

a black man walks out of popeyes

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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