- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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