- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A house comes around the corner.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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