- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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