When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

this website is a bad joke

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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