Justin with a hat.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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One, two, three, four and five

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A man did not like this site

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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