The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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