- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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