- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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