- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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