Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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